Tuesday, September 30, 2008

If I want any lip out of you.....


I'd rip it off! Let's face it, no one likes dealing with hecklers. But if you ever have to stop one, you'll be glad you made the investment in STOP THAT HECKLER! Professional magician/ventriloquist Tom Ladshaw put together a treasure trove of one liners you'd use.

No more cringing in fear when people heckle you. Feel confident knowing that if politeness and civility fail, you're fully equipped with the right heckle stopping ammunition. I highly recommend it!

Here are some sample lines:
"And THAT'S why I work alone!"
"Where did you park your broom?"
"That's why there's only ONE microphone."

And my personal favorite,"on a scale of one to ten....shut up."

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