Showing posts with label hecklers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hecklers. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

If I want any lip out of you.....


I'd rip it off! Let's face it, no one likes dealing with hecklers. But if you ever have to stop one, you'll be glad you made the investment in STOP THAT HECKLER! Professional magician/ventriloquist Tom Ladshaw put together a treasure trove of one liners you'd use.

No more cringing in fear when people heckle you. Feel confident knowing that if politeness and civility fail, you're fully equipped with the right heckle stopping ammunition. I highly recommend it!

Here are some sample lines:
"And THAT'S why I work alone!"
"Where did you park your broom?"
"That's why there's only ONE microphone."

And my personal favorite,"on a scale of one to ten....shut up."

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Lecture Ettiquette

I'm pleased to report that my lecture was well received. I heard positive feedback from many of the attendees. One man in particular said he appreciated the energy with which I performed.

However, there were a few hiccups during the lecture, although not necessarily my fault. It was certainly a different experience for me, to be giving a lecture instead of watching one. So here are a few simple lecture faux pas that you should try to avoid.

1) Be polite to the lecturer, even if you know them well, and especially if you don't.
I know that friends like to razz one another while performing, especially in a magician-friendly setting like a lecture, but it is rather disturbing to the lecturer and others if you try to interrupt with a joke or quip. A lecture is no place to start a heckling battle, with your buddy, no matter how funny you think it might be.

What's worse than friends heckling each other, is a complete stranger. The lecturer has gone through a lot of trouble to put together his presentation. All they really want is a polite audience to present it to.

2) Minimize disturbances.
Turn off your friggin' cell phone. If you have to take the call, make your way out of the room, so as not to disturb others. Or else, face the ire of the lecturer and other attendees.

3) Bring a notebook.
It's always a good idea to take notes. Something brilliant might be said in response to a question that's not in the lecture notes. Besides, you'd never attend a lecture in school without taking notes, would you?

4) Buy the lecture notes.
I'm not just saying it to sell my own stuff. But you have to remember that when magicians are asked to lecture or work a convention, they are working for significantly less than their normal fee. Purchasing their product gives them a chance to recoup some of their usual fees, as well as giving you a memento of your lecture experience.